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Friday, January 10, 2014

Funny as A Heart Attack

A ninety year old man went to his doctor complaining of chest pains.  The good doctor ran some tests and g
ave the man some instructions.  The next day the doctor spots the gentleman walking around with a huge smile on his face with an extremely attractive lady on his arm.

The doctor asks the man how he is doing and the man replies that he is doing well since taking the doctors advice.  The doctor is perplexed and asks the man what advice he is referring to.

The old man says, "You told me to get a hot mama and to be cheerful!"

"No, no," the doctor replied, "I said you had a heart murmur and needed to be careful!"

Drum roll, rim shot!

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